Fire Crackers in my dining table

Its eve of Diwali and I come home to see a box of Lakshmi Crackers (Fire Crackers) on top of the Dining Table. Alarmed I started taking it outdoors, when my son came laughing – saying Dad you got fooled, they are just sweets (chocolates). Crackers look alike.

Not to be outdone, I did the vanishing act of making the entire box of “crackers” disappear into my stomach.