If only this was real, my world will be so much better. A “Bank” addressing me with love as “Dear”! Making me the owner of a card I don’t even have! I am worth for not more than 1 credit report, but giving me 780 credit reports, wow! At this rate, I am just a few steps away from being the Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) of The Wolf of Wall Street (2013). Jokes aside, please…